so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You ate ashes out of my bong
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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