Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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