I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I understand Curling. That high.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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