Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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