Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We have so much sex to catch up on
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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