Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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