That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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