Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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