I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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