I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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