Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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