You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
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YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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