Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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