After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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