the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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