um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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