I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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