just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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