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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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