Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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