I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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