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Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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