You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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