Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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