That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
and she was petting her beer can
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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