I will die if light touches me.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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