end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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