Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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