some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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