I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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