Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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