oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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