do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize