wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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