Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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