Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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