you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
