i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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