I just made out with a guy for $7.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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