I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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