Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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