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(703): View more from Virginia

the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Wow. You named your rash.

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(845): View more from New York

Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.

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(438): View more from Quebec

Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars

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(941): View more from Florida

I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him

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