She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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