I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
my liver is dry heaving
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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