Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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