I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
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