Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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