dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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