best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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