I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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