it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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