But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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