oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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