I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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