Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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