I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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